Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Wedding Crashers


Wedding Crashers is a mildly funny film about a pair of goons that go to weddings to pick up women and eventually wind-up *spoiler alert* realising the error of their ways *spoiler ended*.

Wedding Crashers would have been much much funnier if it was set in Jamaica, and no lessons would have been learnt.

Friday, 23 September 2011

American Gangster


Never before has a film wanted to be Scarface so much.  Even Scarface didn't want to be Scarface as much as this film.  Look, its even nicked the poster!  Anyway, its a well established fact that black people love scarface.  So if you were a black person and you heard they were making a Scarface with Denzel Washington you'd do anything to be a part of it.  

American Gangster is stuffed full of black people, notable examples being Common, TI and The RZA.

Jay-Z was so inspired by this film he made this crappy album.

(note: I didn't really like this film, but if I had the opportunity I'd still be in it)

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly


This film has one of the best scores ever.  Black people appreciate good music.  Its as simple as that.